partybarackisinthehousetonight: hello 911 my friend just called luigi “green mario” …yes i’ll hold for Mr. President
I’m going to have to ask you to pop lock and drop the attitude, young lady.
ammarmali: That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money. “No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
neck kissing is really fucking hot though
when your friend starts watching one of your favorite shows (◕‿◕✿) when they start acting like they know more than you (⊙‿⊙✿)